Bast*rd Bugs! Natural Repellent Spray Oil - NEW and IMPROVED for 2017!

Bast*rd Bugs! Natural Repellent Spray Oil - NEW and IMPROVED for 2017!

$10.00

Shipping to United States: $6.45


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We go outside only thinking of the beautiful weather and the excitement of seeing the sun, only to get chomped on by nasty flying insects! We can get a little less-than-pleasant having to deal with these pests, and sometimes the occasional curse word slips out! But fear not, because this all-natural bug repellent spray smells SO good, you'll want to wear it for perfume.

Personally, I got tired of smelling like a chemical factory when I sprayed for bugs, and I'm so grateful for this blend! Soybean oil is a natural insect repellent all on its own (who knew?); and, we've combined that base oil with the essential oils of lemongrass, geranium, spearmint, and sweet basil for a subtle but powerful synergy to keep those nasty little summer pests at bay.

Spritz on palms and apply where needed. You can even use this blend to moisturize hair and body, and even as a scalp massage oil, to really infuse the bug-repelling power into your pores! Just a tiny bit goes a long way.

Sold in 1 oz. spray bottles. NEW! Also available in a gorgeous roller bottle, OR a portable-sized atomizer package. Perfect for purse or pocket!



This blend qualifies as a "Minimum Risk Pesticide" as defined by the EPA, and therefore does not require registration or evaluation. Get more information here: http://www2.epa.gov/minimum-risk-pesticides/active-ingredients-allowed-minimum-risk-pesticide-products




**This product is not intended to treat, diagnose, or cure any disease and has not been evaluated by the FDA.**

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-3 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 3 - 5 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept exchanges

Just contact me within: 7 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 14 days of delivery

I don't accept returns or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Items on sale

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Frequently Asked Questions

Custom and personalized orders

Q: Do you do custom blends?
A: ABSOLUTELY! Many essential oils have similar properties, so if you would like to modify an ingredient, simply send us a message with your request. We'll strive to make it a reality.

Care instructions

Q: Why does my product say, "store in a cool, dark, dry place?"

A: Essential oils are biologically active, which means that they're "alive," in a way. We take every precaution to make sure your item is as fresh as possible when shipped, but excessive heat and light degrade the "alive" properties of the oils, making them less therapeutic.

Heat and light will also make your blend go rancid faster, since we don't use any synthetic preservatives. Room temperature or cooler is perfect, and if you're worried that your room temperature could be too warm, refrigeration is fine for most blends.

Wholesale availability

Q: Do you make large quantities for wholesale prices?

A: We are a small company. That having been said, we certainly welcome inquiries about larger quantities, and may be able to offer a small discount. For example, if you would like to order several packages for guests at a wedding, we would be delighted to accommodate that request. A convo and ample advance notice would definitely be in order to arrange the details.

About essential oils

Q: What are essential oils?

A: Essential oils are potent, concentrated substances that, when inside the source plant, act as some part of the plant's immune system.

For example, lavender oil has a powerful healing ability because that's its job when the plant is injured.

As many as 1,000 plants (or more!) can be used to make a tiny bottle of oil! (That's strong stuff!) That's why we properly dilute the oils in a less-potent base, such as olive or jojoba oil, aloe vera, or beeswax.

What about shipping? Why is it that price?

I ship every item via USPS Flat Rate 2-3 Day Priority Mail so that it arrives fresh and ready to use! I can't be responsible for lost or misdirected mail; please check your shipping address for accuracy.