F*** Fleas!! Canine Protector Flea Repellent, NEW, more POWERFUL BLEND!

F*** Fleas!! Canine Protector Flea Repellent, NEW, more POWERFUL BLEND!

$15.00

Shipping to United States: $6.45


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Fleas make us so angry, we often spout the proverbial "French" whilst attempting to get rid of them. Yes, it's that time of year when the dog brings in all of your creepy crawly neighbors who live outside in the sand in your back yard. Smooth this formula on his/her coat (just a little bit will do the trick!) and the fleas will say, f*** that! and pick another warm-blooded mammal to gnaw on.

Apply 2-4 drops or 2 sprays to hands and apply (or a fingertip-full) to your pup's neck, chest, legs, and/or tail base up to three times a day. Can also use on a cotton bandanna or collar. Don’t be alarmed if your pup licks the formula off his/her fur--dogs love essential oils, and their bodies process them properly, much like human bodies.

As we've stated before, DO NOT APPLY THIS PRODUCT TO CAT-LIKE CREATURES. Cats can't process essential oils like dogs and humans and can get very ill if overexposed to them. Apply in a room away from your feline friends and store in a safe place.

Remember, a little of these blends goes a long way. Don't be tempted to over apply, and please USE ONLY ON ADULT DOGS.


Store in a dark, cool place and use within 9-12 months for optimal freshness & potency.



NOW AVAILABLE: Opt for either an easy-to-carry, glass spray bottle (spray on hands and apply); or our convenient, solid color roller-ball package! Also available, either package can be decorated with paws!! A great gift for your favorite canine lovers.



This blend qualifies as a "Minimum Risk Pesticide" as defined by the EPA, and therefore does not require registration or evaluation. Get more information here: http://www2.epa.gov/minimum-risk-pesticides/active-ingredients-allowed-minimum-risk-pesticide-products


**This product is not intended to cure, diagnose, or treat any disease and has not been evaluated by the FDA.**

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-3 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 3 - 5 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept exchanges

Just contact me within: 7 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 14 days of delivery

I don't accept returns or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Items on sale

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Frequently Asked Questions

Custom and personalized orders

Q: Do you do custom blends?
A: ABSOLUTELY! Many essential oils have similar properties, so if you would like to modify an ingredient, simply send us a message with your request. We'll strive to make it a reality.

Care instructions

Q: Why does my product say, "store in a cool, dark, dry place?"

A: Essential oils are biologically active, which means that they're "alive," in a way. We take every precaution to make sure your item is as fresh as possible when shipped, but excessive heat and light degrade the "alive" properties of the oils, making them less therapeutic.

Heat and light will also make your blend go rancid faster, since we don't use any synthetic preservatives. Room temperature or cooler is perfect, and if you're worried that your room temperature could be too warm, refrigeration is fine for most blends.

Wholesale availability

Q: Do you make large quantities for wholesale prices?

A: We are a small company. That having been said, we certainly welcome inquiries about larger quantities, and may be able to offer a small discount. For example, if you would like to order several packages for guests at a wedding, we would be delighted to accommodate that request. A convo and ample advance notice would definitely be in order to arrange the details.

About essential oils

Q: What are essential oils?

A: Essential oils are potent, concentrated substances that, when inside the source plant, act as some part of the plant's immune system.

For example, lavender oil has a powerful healing ability because that's its job when the plant is injured.

As many as 1,000 plants (or more!) can be used to make a tiny bottle of oil! (That's strong stuff!) That's why we properly dilute the oils in a less-potent base, such as olive or jojoba oil, aloe vera, or beeswax.

What about shipping? Why is it that price?

I ship every item via USPS Flat Rate 2-3 Day Priority Mail so that it arrives fresh and ready to use! I can't be responsible for lost or misdirected mail; please check your shipping address for accuracy.